All this Eurovision rubbish has me frustrated

In light of the absolute crap that we are presented year after year in the Eurovision 'Song' Contest, I have continued my boycott against this rubbish ever since Sir Terry Wogan, Lord of the Radiowaves, decided to call it a day on the campest contest in the world.

It is worth remembering that there has been some absolute greats from this competition. So I present to you the three times champion, charming, good looking and quite frankly wonderful, Johnny Logan, with his 1987 winning song for Ireland, Hold Me Now, the undisputed greatest ballad of all time...ever.

Enjoy.